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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6423 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
