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LonelyCraft: FirstCraftyMove

abandoned planet, alone, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, final days, FirstCraftyMove, ghost towns, ISOLATION, last breath, last human, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, post-apocalyptic, solitary existence, solitude, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your post-apocalyptic fantasies as the last person on Earth! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long because our server is populated with friendly zombies, talking animals, and even a few aliens looking for a new home.

Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.

So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.

ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

academic performance, adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, brain development, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, educational outcomes, Executive function, ForgetMeNot, learning disabilities, memory deficits, mental health, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, object recognition memory, research, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2334
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

OldSchool MC

ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.

IP: 172.96.164.101:25583

Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)

Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.

By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.

There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads

Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc

We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details

172.96.164.101:25583

Blockify

admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	306	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.

True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.

Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.

Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.

Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.

Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

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WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

community reactions, everyones reaction, funny reactions, internet reactions, meme reactions, Minecraft, online reactions, popular reactions, reactions, Server, social media reactions, surprised reactions, trending reactions, viral reactions, Wuk Lamat, Wuk Lamat funny, Wuk Lamat internet, Wuk Lamat meme, Wuk Lamat reaction, Wuk Lamat surprised, Wuk Lamat trending, Wuk Lamat viral, WukLamatMania

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	138	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

below par, below standard, comparison, DISAPPOINTING, inadequate, INFERIOR, Lacking, less impressive, long tail, Minecraft, mori, Moroncraft, not as good as, not as good as expected, not up to par, smp, subpar, substandard, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, worse than, WORST

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Runes Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Magic Items Found:	4154	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9769	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction healing, addiction help, addiction journey, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, AddictiveOvercomer, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!