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our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games with us. we once had a dragon come and join our server, but we tamed it and now it’s our pet.
if u join our server, u will be blessed with diamonds falling from the sky and unlimited enchanted golden apples. our server is so magical that even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! we promise u won’t regret it…unless u don’t like having too much fun, then maybe u should stay away.
