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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1552 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 776 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).