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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7944 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!