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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2786 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8857 |
Animals Bred: | 64 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!