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NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7719	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring, quick tutorials on other servers? Well, get ready to embark on an epic journey with our 1 hour+ unskippable prologue/tutorial! You’ll learn everything from how to punch a tree to how to tame a dragon with our hilarious and quirky NPCs guiding you every step of the way.

Join our server and become a Minecraft master in no time! Plus, rumor has it that if you complete the tutorial without falling asleep, you’ll unlock the secret ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Votes:	4438	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9477	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	789190	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	7661	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Towns Built:	5

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9249
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Emeralds Found:	8101
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	89
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	5448	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!