beforetheirtime – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Momma’s Dress Shop: No Ex-Wife Approval Needed

Approval, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Daughters, dress, dress code, ex wife, exwife, family dynamics, Fatherhood, formal dresses, Guilt, judgment, liberal, modesty, mommas, mother-in-law, Needed, parenting, Parenting styles, Religious, Shop, southern upbringing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics that make the Real Housewives look tame.

Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!

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MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods

Blockin, Boycott, consumer power, economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, export industries, global commerce, global solidarity, Goods, international relations, international trade, MapleCraft, political activism, Political protest, red, red state economy, red state exports, solidarity with Canada, State, support Canada, trade boycott, trade partnerships, trade relations, trade restrictions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!

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BooNationCraft

American anthem, Anthem, Basketball, BOOING, BooNationCraft, Canada, Canadian events, controversy, Fans, NBA, patriotism, political statement, pro sporting events, protest, public opinion, social justice, solidarity, sports, Toronto Raptors, trend, U.S. national anthem

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got creepers dat dance to da national anthem, but only da canadian won, eh. if u join, u get a free pet polar bear dat can do sick backflips. also, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out in epic 1v1 matches. and if u win, u get a golden hockey stick dat shoots fireballs. join now or miss out on all da fun, eh!

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Everia Middle School

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Customization, Everia, fairytale, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, java, middle school, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, virtual

Everia is a 1.21 fairytale-themed SMP for both Java and Bedrock players that features exclusive customization like custom biomes, cosmetics, and even more! Join us now!

play.everiasmp.com

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CherryMC

CherryMC, community small experience loaded join discord LGBTQ+ safe world message info Java vanilla strong cater people long term loaded welcome shoot, smp

CherryMC Server Overview

Description	A small vanilla java SMP experience that caters to people around 20 years old who want a small, strong community and are looking for a long term world. The world has not even been loaded yet and will open once a few people join the discord. The server is also LGBTQ+ safe! Everyone is welcome!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply message the server admin for the discord info.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is a vanilla Java SMP server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ safe and everyone is welcome.

Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

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CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

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TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

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UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

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LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

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