before you buy nier replicant

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes and have a love for disco music. But beware, these spiders have a secret weapon – they can breakdance like nobody’s business!

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a War Within event where players must team up to defeat an army of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. Don’t worry, though, we have plenty of llama repellent (aka carrots) to help you in your quest.

And if you’re lucky enough to survive all that, we have an Anniversary Event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Release your spirit and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!