before you buy hitman 2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineDivine Minecraft Server

anguished moans, Animals, blasphemy, Blood, Caves, Commandments, DIRTY, Divine, divinity, Forbidden, fuck, GOD, innocent, kill, Minecraft, MineDivine, Naughty, Pleasure, rape, rich boy mansions, Server, Sin, wild bears

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!

So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!

Minecraft SMP: Anon, please, we have simply invited you to this block party

Anon, BLOCK, Communication, Conversation, Desires, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Hear, ideas, INPUT, invited, Minecraft, Mr. Anon, Opinions, Participation, Party, Perspectives, please, sharing, Simply, smp, Thoughts, Thread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3644	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/900	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1612

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Items Found:	6440
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

BUILD, community event, CraftyBlockFest, cross-cultural exchange, cultural tradition, festive activities, global celebration, global celebration day, global festivities, global harmony, global holiday, global holiday activities, global holiday celebration, global holiday customs, global holiday event, global holiday tradition, global solidarity, global unity, international observance, new holiday, Party, Players, unite, unity and diversity, worldwide holiday

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

ISIS_BlockParty

air strikes, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, extremism, iraq, Iraq War, Isis, ISIS_BlockParty, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	545334	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	160
New Chunks Explored:	783593	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Farms Harvested:	233
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!