🔥before you buy age of empires Minecraft Servers

MilCraftMarriageSaver

Apology, arguments, bad mom, Cheating, Communication, Defending, Divorce, family feud, game skins, Kids, Marriage, MIL, MilCraftMarriageSaver, money management, postpartum, Pregnancy, reconciliation, reconciliation efforts, relationship, SAHM

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your dream world without any in-laws interfering! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of reality and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and fun.

Join us and leave behind the drama of in-laws who think they know everything about you, siblings who have never even met you but have strong opinions, and a husband who can’t decide whether he’s glad he married you or not. On our server, you can focus on building your empire, exploring new lands, and having a blast with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, post-partum excuses are valid and game skins are always a worthwhile investment.

BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9364
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Farms Harvested:	991
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/700	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Love Letters Sent:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3910
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4554
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	336	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.