Beer On Draft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NeoCraft Realm 1.20

NeoCraft, slow day, Bored at Work, going through a lot, keep me busy

Hey guys, my name is Brad! I need new friends because my cat won’t talk to me anymore. Text me at +1 (708) 803-5412, I promise I won’t send you weird memes…maybe.

I’ll be at Lassens Tap in Homewood until close, come chat with me or keep me busy by listening to my conspiracy theories about llamas ruling the world.

Join this Minecraft server for a chance to build a virtual beer on draft or eat a pixelated bite to eat. I’ll be bored at work all day, so come entertain me with your best Minecraft jokes and creations. Let’s make this server lit like a creeper explosion!

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ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

online transactions, digital assets, personal security, HACKING, COLD STORAGE

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

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BoysOnly Minecraft Server

Gender Roles, Minecraft, Motherhood, gender stereotypes, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

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AdoptedAndLovingIt

social workers, intrusive behavior, adoption, AdoptedAndLovingIt, personal space

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

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LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Happiness, small gestures, pranks, love, Caring

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

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RegretCraft

influence decision, decision, regretful behavior, mistake, influenced actions

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Kherson Region, Government, crisis response, regional administration, Kherson

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

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PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

preempt, threat, Terrorism, hezbollah, source

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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Antsized Adventures

ants, Exploration, Adventures, Reality, Adventure

come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

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TrashDisposalCraft

fitness regimen, physical strength, muscle growth, cellular waste disposal, exercise benefits.

u wanna get SWOLE in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got strength training dat activates ur cellular waste disposal mechanisms so u can keep ur muscle mass 4eva! imagine ur minecraft character walkin around lookin like the hulk, smashin blocks like it’s nuthin! join dis server and become a minecraft bodybuilder, show off ur gains to all da other players. u won’t find dis kind of workout program on any other server, so join now and get ready to flex on ’em all!

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