beer lovers Minecraft Servers

Beer Lovers

  • Crafting Brews and Legends

    Crafting Brews and Legends

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: You Might Become a Chicken with the Power of Reality!

    Welcome, noble Minecraft traveler, to the *most supreme* server in the multiverse! Those who do not join are destined to suffer the consequences of disappointment! Have you ever experienced reality warping like a cheese platter on a spaceship? No? Then this is your chance to plunge into the *greatest* chaos known to humankind (possibly even surpassing the smell of burnt toast)! Join us, or be eternally haunted by the *BEST BEER* questions of the universe! Or maybe just drink chalk—who knows?

    Feature Description
    Quantum Creepers They explode *when* they feel like it, summoning alternate realities where *cats run* for president!
    Infinite Cows All cows have an existential crisis upon breeding. Your farm will be a theater of sadness and milk.
    Portal to Uncooked Salmon Saving the environment by bringing you closer to delicious, non-existent meals! Enjoy the taste of disappointment!
    Time-Loss Emporium Trade your sanity for items that may or may not exist! Forget what day it is… or even what *time* is!
    Magical Beer Wizard He’ll ask you the best brand of beer *before* giving you diamond swords. But do you really want to know?

    FAQ: Existential Dread and Other Inquiries

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: If you close your eyes and believe hard enough while reciting the history of the *best beer* ever brewed, you might find a door—if doors even exist! No one is sure. Maybe try chopping down a tree? Or does it chop you first?

    Q: What version of Minecraft is it?

    A: Versions are merely suggestions, much like sleep. Time is a flat circle, and Minecraft is infinitely evolving; also, cows don’t recognize the concept of numbers. So… who cares?

    Q: Are there any rules?

    A: Rules? Oh, like the *ones* that say ‘water is wet’? It’s all just a fluid concept! But remember, a pig wearing a hat always wins!

    Random Quotes from the Unhinged:

    “Which COUNTRY brews the BEST BEER???”

    “Tell me what kind of BEER you LIKE!?”

    “What is the best BEER?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelPlay Minecraft Server

    PixelPlay Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending math class? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack made of enchanted cheese!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RarePepeCraft

    RarePepeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and discover the rarest thing of all – a chicken that lays diamond eggs! Yes, you heard that right, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Egg Chicken, and if you manage to find it, you’ll be rolling in diamonds for days!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted items for buckets of milk. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got POLAND and KYIV teaming up to shoot down RUSSIAN MISSILES like it’s a freakin video game! come join the chaos and help save the day with your blocky skills. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FakeCraft ConformityLand

    FakeCraft ConformityLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES AND THEN GLUE IT BACK TOGETHER WITH RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND FILLED WITH ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES!

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES. THAT’S RIGHT, ON OUR SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, OR EVEN HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW SERVER RULES, BUT WHO’S COUNTING?).

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT IS AS WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY AS A GROUP OF FLUFFY BUNNIES. WE HAVE EVENTS LIKE BUILDING CONTESTS, HUNGER GAMES, AND EVEN A GIANT CHICKEN RODEO (DON’T ASK, IT’S A LONG STORY). PLUS, OUR STAFF ARE AS HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE AS A MOTHER HEN WATCHING OVER HER CHICKS.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD LIKE NO OTHER. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY AWAY).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Experienced Gamers Guild (18+)

    Experienced Gamers Guild (18+)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, I am with E.G.G (Experienced Gamers Guild). We are looking for 18+ Minecraft players who are looking for a community to call home. We are currently in the process of figuring out how we want to run our server and need players to play test and provide suggestions. You would find bugs are things that shouldn’t work a certain way and give your opinion on what kind of events we should do.

    The Server is Whitelisted, Ping Me in Discord Once you have Joined!

    Our plan is to have the server fully operational sometime between the end of August and the beginning of September.

    173.19.187.187

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Lovers Obsessed Server – Age Restricted

    Block Lovers Obsessed Server – Age Restricted

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Description
    One Block Server Community-oriented server with a One Block server for players
    SMP Survival Multiplayer server for players to enjoy
    Flatworld Creative Creative server with a flat world for building projects
    Secret Life Special server mode for unique gameplay experiences
    Minigames Various minigames available for players to participate in

    Join our Discord and Apply to Play!

    Discord: kij5

    Application Server Link: https://discord.gg/tageN79cJ8

    Server Subreddit: r/BlockLoversAnonymous

    Features of our Server

      • Active Community
      • Shopping District & Diamond Economy
      • 64gb Ram for SMP
      • Dynamap for all Servers
      • Application Process for safety
      • 24/7 Uptime with Minimal Lag
      • Mature Playerbase
      • Regular and fun events
      • Active and helpful staff
      • A welcoming environment

    Our server offers much more than the listed features, come and experience it yourself!

    FAQs

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

    A: We welcome players of all ages, but our community is geared towards mature players.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and our application process helps to prevent such behavior.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Game Over Minecraft Server

    Game Over Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and join our server where the fun never stops!

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ETH Central Scam Minecraft Server

    ETH Central Scam Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old decentralized currencies? Join our Minecraft server where we only accept ETH as payment because we believe it’s a centralized scam! But don’t worry, we’ve built a virtual vault to keep all your ETH safe from the evil centralized overlords. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough ETH on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the ETH scammers in an epic boss fight! Join now and show those scammers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other leaving their dirty socks all over the house? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only socks you have to worry about are the ones you craft for your character!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where diamonds rain from the sky (okay, not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can build a house made entirely out of cake (just don’t let the creepers find out).

    So why wait? Leave your significant other and their dirty socks behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to get your partner to put the toilet seat down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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