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CraftyPurchases

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	954	Players Killed by Monsters:	3626
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	459	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Enchantments Applied:	287	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	668	Runes Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	4025	Dragon Eggs Found:	7228
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

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Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Void Gems Collected:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	985214
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8595
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	1726	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!