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Players:	96/200	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2881	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Items Found:	5420	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	365
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7428	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	1910
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	220
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!