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TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	7152
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Votes:	8626	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	93
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6250	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	198	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Potions Brewed:	125	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Mom’s Euro Adventure

1 Year Old Son, Adventure, aita, Cancer, center of attention, Chemo cycles, Divorced, Draining excitement., EURO, Europe, European Vacation, family, Family commitments, Family in Portugal, family trip, Feeding schedules, Fights, flexible schedule, Flight, Friends, grandmother, irritated, London, moms, Monitoring, Nightmare, opportunity, Out of state family, portugal, quality time, Remember trip, Sleeping schedules, Stage 4 Cancer, Taking Mom, Wife

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	777256	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	9351
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

Blame, blame game, Conflict, Diplomacy, geopolitical maneuvering, Houthis, Houthis aggression, Houthis military, HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe, international relations, iran, Iran foreign policy, Iran influence, Iran strategy, Iran support, israel attack, Israel defense, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East dynamics, Politics, regional tensions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	74	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1354
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

MiniMeCraft

Cloning, genetic anomaly, genetic mutation, identity crisis, MiniMeCraft, one-of-a-kind child, rare occurrence, Reproduction, self-cloning, self-duplication, self-fertilization, self-generation, self-identity, self-impregnation, self-offspring, self-parenting, self-procreation, self-replication, self-reproduction, unique offspring, unlikely scenario

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Votes:	914

join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.

but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.

so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!