Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!

Server, controversial accusations, regime change, diplomatic tensions, political turmoil

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got all the craziest stuff happening here, man. Like, did you hear about that one time when a bunch of llamas took over the spawn point and started spitting at everyone? It was wild, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!

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CraftyMigrantPayouts

policy, CraftyMigrantPayouts, Migration, home, Government

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!

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Oblivion Kits

EXCITEMENT, strategy, Seasoned Veteran, Leaderboards, Community

Welcome to Oblivion Kits, the ultimate Kit PvP server where epic battles and strategy reign supreme! Dive into a dynamic arena where you can select from a wide array of custom kits, each designed to offer a unique combat experience. Sharpen your skills, team up with friends, or go solo to climb the leaderboards and prove your dominance. With regular updates, balanced gameplay, and a thriving community, Oblivion Kits promises endless action and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer eager to test your mettle, Oblivion Kits is the place to unleash your competitive spirit!

oblivion.minecra.fr:25767

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Half-bakedCraft: The World of Uncommon Sense. Java 1.20.2+, zero resets or griefing, with a touch of economy. Avg. 15 online.

Marriage plugin, Resource worlds, java, Difficulty, Leaderboards

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Click here for a sneak peek.

Important Features:

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.

No pay-to-win paid perks

Resource worlds (resets monthly)

Live map: https://map.hearthcraft.net/

Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech.

Pet system

Land claiming

Active economy system with player shops, warps, auctions, etc.

Marriage plugin

Leaderboards with various categories

Technical Details:

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia

Uses Purpur

Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback

Main world size: 90,000 * 90,000

Additional Information:

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ

Questions:

Is griefing allowed on the server?
Are there any pay-to-win features in the store?
What is the server’s stance on hate speech?

Answers:

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
There are no pay-to-win paid perks in the store.
The server has a zero tolerance policy for any form of hate speech.

Zionist Voting /pol/ Minecraft Server

zionist, Voting, Minecraft, conspiracy theories, Politics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have political debates that make CNN look like a kindergarten playground! Join us and witness the epic battle between the right wingers who are voting for the Zionist candidate and the left wingers who are team non-zionist. Will there be peace in the virtual world or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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Minecraft SMP: Forgotten Shows I Love

Nostalgia, shows, beloved shows, Minecraft, must watch

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a forgotten show that you love – full of surprises, twists, and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build giant statues of your favorite forgotten TV show characters, create elaborate redstone contraptions that will blow everyone’s minds, and participate in epic server-wide events that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate champion of our wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of a forgotten show that you love brought to life in blocky form. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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DumpsterDiveCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, RESPONSIBILITY, Staff, DumpsterDiveCraft, misunderstanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a daycare on steroids!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the time a parent came back looking for their toddler’s stuffed toy and our staff accidentally threw it in the dumpster. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise not to throw your precious items in the trash (unless you ask us to, we don’t judge). So come join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even find your own lost stuffed toy along the way!

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CreepyCraft: Parent Edition

parenting, parenting struggles, monitoring technology, mental health concerns, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your daughter away from creepy dads and bad influences? Look no further than our server! We promise no underage drinking or sketchy truck rides here!

Join our server for a safe and fun environment where you can trust that your daughter won’t be pressured into skipping school or getting drunk. Our server is filled with friendly players who just want to build and explore without any drama.

Forget about worrying over Life360 locations or sneaky text messages – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, your daughter will thank you for it! Just don’t tell her we spilled the beans about her sneaky adventures 😉

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BlockBluesCraft

seeking professional help, depression, mindfulness, hobbies, Deep Breathing

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena when you defeat it. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies bring you flowers instead of brains. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

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NukeCraft Server: Russia for Missiles

nuclear proliferation, iran, international relations, FEARS, West

so like, this server is like a nuclear explosion of fun, but without the radiation, ya know? like russia and iran are trading secrets, but we’re trading diamonds and emeralds, bro! join this server and you’ll be blowing up creepers with missiles made of pure awesomeness. the west is shooketh by our epic builds and pvp battles. come join the chaos and be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

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Bedwears