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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7033 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 60 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.