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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 136 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!