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Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1401	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7151

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1053

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3959	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	1202
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	2496

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	705218	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Divine Spears Created:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!