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Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7357

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, BlockBusterCraft, Breathtaking, eXtraordinary, Impressive.., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, MIRACULOUS, once in a lifetime, Phenomenal, remarkable, Spectacular, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgettable, wondrous

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Void Gems Collected:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	6369
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8183	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	7589
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ores Mined:	1358
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Buildings Constructed:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO