Reasons to join our server: 1. No postpartum-induced rants from your sister, guaranteed! 2. Free rent and car payments from a virtual mom who actually cares about you. 3. No more choosing between graduation and a baby delivery room – you can do both on our server!
So come on over and build your way to a drama-free life in our Minecraft world. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one waiting for you?