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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8928 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
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