Bed with Simon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerCraft: Where first worlders are sent to die in pixelated glory

BoomerCraft, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict Resolution, death, Die, Fighting, first world countries, first worlders, Geopolitics, global conflict, Glory, international relations, Military, nationalism, patriotism, Peacekeeping, pixelated, sacrifice, soldiers, Survival, War, world war, worlders, ww3

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of living in peace and comfort? Do you crave the thrill of battle and chaos? Then join our Minecraft server where first worlders will be sent to die in WW3! Experience the adrenaline rush of dodging bullets and explosions while trying to survive in a war-torn world. Will you be able to outsmart your enemies and come out on top? Join now for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive the apocalypse!

LitCraft: Where the only thing hotter than the lava is the banter!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	209	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Alright, listen up you blockheads! This year’s Minecraft server is gonna be off the chain! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pet dragon named Fluffy. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the dance floor?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride because this server is gonna be LIT AF! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Locked and Loaded: The Ultimate Enemy Maze!

action, Adrenaline, challenge, Combat, Dead, enemies, ENEMY, First Person Shooter, Frustration, Gaming, INTENSE, Loaded, LOCKED, Locked In, Maze, Move, nudooms, perseverance, room after room, skill level, stand playing, strategy, Survival, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2800	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old enemies and lackluster challenges? Well, look no further! Our server is like a maze of doom, filled with rooms upon rooms of enemies just waiting to be defeated. But here’s the catch – you’ll get locked in with them until every last one is dead! It’s like a never-ending battle royale, but with creepers and skeletons instead of other players.

Join our server for the thrill of facing off against endless waves of enemies, all while trying to survive and make it to the next room. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer determination. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about conquering the nudooms? Trust us, it’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest and most skilled players will come out victorious. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

MineFighter Central – Where Creepers Throw Down in ‘/sfg/’!

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, central, CREEPERS, CVS2, Daigo drills, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Last Round, MineFighter, sfg, st, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, throw, warm-up routine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ores Mined:	7995

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old games and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you in stitches!

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in epic Street Fighter 6 tournaments! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, it’s all about landing those sick combos and mastering your footsies in our virtual fighting arena.

But wait, there’s more! We have high level replays for you to study, frame data to analyze, and even a glossary to help you understand all the fighting game jargon. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Daigo drills to get you warmed up and ready to take on any opponent.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Street Fighter in the world of Minecraft!

ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Rule and Creepers Drool

Anons, asian, bbw, Black, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, CREEPERS, curves, DATING, Drool, eating healthy, fattening up, fluffy girls, gorgeous face, Heaven, Meta, nerdy, plus-sized girls, pussy, rule, skinny, socially awkward, stereotype, Taste, vouch

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4975	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!

Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.

So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!

MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!

Anime, arm injuries, ass pulls, Character development, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, deku, Diploma, fan backlash, hard hits, Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MineHeroesAcademy, permanent injuries, plot holes, Punches, retcon, Ridiculous, storytelling, unrealistic, writing issues

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind!

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools

Admiration, appreciation, aussie beauty, aussie charm, aussie hospitality, aussie humor, aussie lifestyle, aussie love, aussie mates, aussie pride, aussie slang, aussie spirit, aussie warmth, aussies, Australian, australian people, culture, down under, Drools, love, mateship, rule, UnderCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.

So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!

Zeus’ Pixel Paradise: Where reality is optional and screenshots are overrated

Adventure, Ancient, Beautiful, culture, Destination, dream, Experience, Explore, greece, History, Live, Mediterranean, Myth, Mythology, Optional, Overrated, Paradise, Picture, PIXEL, Reality, ruins, Scenic, Screenshots, travel, vacation, Wanderlust, Zeus

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where you can live out your wildest Greek mythology fantasies! Who needs the right picture when you can battle minotaurs, ride Pegasus, and even challenge Zeus himself to a game of Minecraft PVP?

Our server is so epic, even Hercules would be jealous. Join now and experience the thrill of building your own Acropolis, exploring the depths of the underworld, and maybe even finding a secret stash of diamonds guarded by a three-headed dog.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft hero of ancient Greece! Just remember, don’t anger the gods or you might end up with a lightning bolt in your blocky behind.

Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	195	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today!

Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	3548
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	6524
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!