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EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Items Found:	5417
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Potions Brewed:	129
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Emeralds Found:	8809	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9462	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	7832	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

CraftyDifferences

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sugar Rush Depression Den

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

MineMagic Minecraft server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

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