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Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

brave, browser, browsing habits, browsing options, Chrome, Data Protection, Digital, Firefox, internet, Minecraft, online privacy, Online Tools, Opera, privacy, SECURITY, smp, software, tech tools, Technology, user experience, web browsing, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Animals Bred:	118	Alien Abductions:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	3390
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	538
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mines Excavated:	4383	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

LoveStruck SMP

Lovestruck, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CraftyHabit2021

best habits, CraftyHabit2021, daily habits, habit building, habit challenge, habit change, habit development, habit formation, habit formation tips, habit goals, habit motivation, habit success, habit tracking, habits, healthy habits, new habits, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you will ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he’s not here to blow you up, just to give you a spooky high-five!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ve ever seen. Jump, climb, and swing your way through obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

Allowed, arms control, arms embargo, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, economic sanctions, European nations, european security, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, military equipment, military exports, political pressure, Swiss-made weapons, SwissCraft, Ukraine restrictions, weapons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1856	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

Quantum Time Warp Server

causality, experimental evidence, negative time, physics research, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, quantum field theory, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time manipulation, time reversal, time reversal symmetry, time travel, Warp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Potions Brewed:	168
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

Brightworks

Active Staff, Adventure, Brightworks, Challenges, Community, custom events, epic builds, Friends, Fun, join us, MCMMO, Minecraft, never stops, no-griefing policy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Updates, Welcoming Community, worry-free environment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	124
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

brightworksmc.com:27180

BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

AntiCheating, bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, bug, Cake, Client, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Feature, Feedback, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Network, Plugins, Resist, rules, Server, strategy, Stronger, tutorial, update, Willpower

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What are the allowed mods/clients on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
Is joining the discord required?	It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

Ready to check us out?

Join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

asian, Asian femdom, asian girlfriend, authentic experience, BDSM, Communication, confess, cultural exchange, Domination, Experience, femdom, fetish, interracial, kink, metallic scrubber, Minecraft, move in together, power play, relationship dynamics, role reversal, Server, Submission, trust building, wash rice cooker, White

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	146
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

budgeting, cost of living, Dream lifestyle, early retirement, expat life, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, frugal living, future planning, investment strategy, live like a king, long term savings, Long-term goals, Minecraft, MONEY, retirement planning, SAVING, saving money, smp, third-world country, Wealth accumulation, work hard

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4499
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Farms Harvested:	627

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!