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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9938 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!
