Because Evans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	2718
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2348
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Farms Harvested:	266

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	6684	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gods Slained:	2

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	174
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎