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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 183 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Potions Brewed: | 73 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
