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NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Votes:	2162	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	837
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Votes:	1687
Crops Grown:	2301	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Votes:	4229	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

authentic friendship, Best Friend, close bond, Companionship, deep friendship, friendship, genuine connection, genuine friend, kindred spirit”, lifelong friend, loyalty, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, reliable friend, smp, soulmate, support system, true confidant, true friend, true friendship, TrueFriendSMP, Trust, trustworthy companion

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1971
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.