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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5707 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 71 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!