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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3768 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 3908 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?