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Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

asian, Challenges, CHANGE, Chinaman, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, hunting, Identity, KWEEN, kweenhunting, Minecraft, next decades, perceptions, progress, racism, Server, social commentary, societal trends, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Endless Night Skies:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Items Found:	8765	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
New Chunks Explored:	462010	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Alien Abductions:	0

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3208	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4652	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.