beatthefuckoutofmydick – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyPutinWarFun
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinWarFun, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news
so, liek, u kno how trump and putin r liek bffs but also not bffs? well, trump was all liek “yo putin, stop bein a jerk in ukraine or else imma slap u with sum new sanctions, bro” and putin was all liek “nah man, imma do what i want” and trump was all liek “dude, ur bein ridiculous” and putin was all liek “no u” and then they had a pillow fight but with nukes instead of pillows.
anyways, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the most epic battles and drama that even trump and putin would be jealous of. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits on ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s show trump and putin how real wars are fought in minecraft.

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Camel Milk Crafters
alternative milk, bioactive peptides, bovine milk, Camel, camel milk, comparison, Crafters, dairy, digestion, Edith Cowan University, enzymes, findings, gastrointestinal health, gut health, health benefits, hypoallergenic, immune system, milk, Natural, Nutrient-Rich, Peptides, research, study
come join our minecraft server and experience the wonders of camel milk! our server is filled with bioactive peptides that will make your gut feel like it’s on a luxurious vacation. forget about boring old cow milk, camel milk is where it’s at! protect your gut from harmful enzymes and have the healthiest digestion of your life. join now for a udderly amazing time!

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CatCraft

Adult-only, Ashburn, Bluemap, CatCraft, Community planned events, CoordinatesHUD, Creeper Holes, Discord, dyeing, Eastern Seaboard, java, Lgbt, Map, Modpack, quality of life, Survial server, Team events, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border expansion

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.

Season Information
Season 1 started on April 4, 2019
Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18
Currently running on version 1.21.4 with a world border set at 16k in every direction
Server hosted in Ashburn, VA

Server Rules
Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Strictly 21+ server, not child friendly. PVP is turned on, play fair. No hacking or unfair advantages. Pranking is fine within reason. Favorite breed of cat required in application. Keep the server neat and tidy. Don’t kill withers in the over-world. “It’s Fine.”

Other Important Details
No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features AFK Detection CoordinatesHUD, Armor Stand Book, and more Custom PVE group boss and dungeons Fast Leaf Decay, Craftable Light Blocks, and more

FAQ
Question	Answer
Is the server child friendly?	No, we are a strict 21+ server and not child friendly.
Can I grief, steal, or use hacks?	No, these actions are strictly prohibited on our server.
What version is the server currently running on?	We are currently running on version 1.21.4
Do you have any custom features?	Yes, we have several custom features such as custom recipes, AFK Detection, and more.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can find more information on our Discord server and submit an application there.

Inferno’s Edge 1.21.2
1.21.2, approach, Attention, BELIEF, caustic personalities, DATING, delusions, edge, Incels, Infernos, irreproachable, lack of self-awareness, Loneliness, Miserable, ONLINE, PITY, psyopped, repellant, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-pity, short guy, single, victim delusions, woe is me
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-fulfilling prophecies and caustic personalities! We’ve got incels galore who are convinced they’ll never find love, but hey, that just adds to the fun! You’ll be amazed at the lack of self-awareness and the staggering beliefs these guys hold. Plus, if you’re a short guy, don’t worry – the girls on our server don’t care about height. In fact, they’ve dated guys of all shapes and sizes, so you’ll fit right in! Approach an incel and get ready for some woe-is-me victim delusions that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs love when you’ve got drama like this?

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CakeSnatcherCraft
accomplishment, Boundaries, Cake, CakeSnatcherCraft, celebration, Communication, dessert, emotional response, Empathy, family dynamics, family gathering, hurt feelings, personal growth, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-care, Sobriety, Support, Understanding, validation
Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates your victories, big or small? Look no further than our server, where we throw a party for every little achievement!
Imagine this: you finally build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of, and we throw you a virtual parade complete with fireworks and cake (don’t worry, we won’t let your niece steal the spotlight).
But wait, there’s more! If you hit one year sober like our friend here, we’ll have the whole server singing your praises and cheering you on. And if anyone tries to steal your thunder, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper”.
Join us for a wild ride of celebrations and support, where even the smallest victories are met with big cheers. And hey, if you need to take your cake and eat it too, we’ve got your back. So come on over and let’s party like it’s block party time!

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VergeOfEureka
advancement, Awareness, breakthroughs, Cutting Edge, Development, discovery, emerging technologies, Future, groundbreaking discoveries, hidden potentials, innovation, knowledge, overlooked advancements, Potential, research, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, scientific revolution, Technology, Under The Radar, VergeOfEureka
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is about to unveil the most mind-blowing scientific breakthrough in the history of blocky worlds! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Join us and be a part of this groundbreaking discovery that will have Steve scratching his pixelated head in amazement. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the future of Minecraft unfold before your very eyes!

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SolarCraft Minecraft Server
clean energy, climate change, coal power, energy analysis, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy news, energy production, energy report, energy statistics, Energy Transition, energy trends, environmental impact, EU energy, Fossil Fuels, gas decline, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, solar energy, SolarCraft, sustainable power
lol u gotta join our minecraft server coz we got solar panels that actually work better than coal, like wut? gas is like sooo last year, we been declining for 5 whole years now, it’s like a trend or sumthin. come join us and be part of the green revolution, plus we got unicorns and flying pigs, no joke. also, our diamonds are like, super sparkly and stuff. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? duh.

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SausageWarsMC
Bravery, Capture, captured soldier, Conflict, defiance, Food, international incident, Kursk, Military, military protocol, news headline, North Korea, north korean, refusal, Russian border, SAUSAGE, SausageWarsMC, Soldier, unusual behavior
come join our minecraft server where u can be as stubborn as a north korean soldier clutching onto his sausage during capture in kursk! we promise u a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like that soldier holding onto his precious sausage for dear life.
build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even hold onto your own sausage for a change! who knows what crazy adventures await u on our server. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Long COVID Survivors United
Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, FATIGUE, health complications, Healthcare, infection, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, Medical research, neurological symptoms, ongoing symptoms, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, Recovery, respiratory issues, second year, survivors, Symptoms, United
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where 2 out of 3 players with long covid still have their symptoms after 2 years! why? because we have the most INSANE challenges and quests that will make you forget all about your lingering symptoms!
imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.
so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?

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MKD MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server
1.21.1, admin panels, banner, Custom crafts, epic adventures, Explore, Hub, Ip:, java, Minecraft, mkd, Modes, NEW WEAPONS, privates, Pure Survival, Semi-vanilla survival, Server, wipes
Minecraft server where you will discover epic adventures. When you enter, you find yourself in the hub, where you can run around and explore all the interesting details of the server. Then, you can select the mode you want to start playing! With each major update there will be more and more modes, but at the moment the main server mode is still “Semi-vanilla survival without wipes”
DESCRIPTION OF OUR SERVER:
• IP: in our discord
• Pure survival without admin panels
• JAVA
• 1.21.1
• No wipes
• With privates
• With custom crafts and new weapons
purpur.mkdforeverloves.online

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