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Millie’s Mine-tastic Adventure: Not Like This!

14.4k ccv, 3D Debut, Adventure, beats rosemi, Elira, EN branch, long trail tags, Luxiem, milliebros, Millies, Minetastic, not like this, Peaks, Petra, save branch, Shut down, worst performing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server’s 3D debut peaks at a whopping 14.4k concurrent viewers, beating out even rosemi’s 3D debut (and we all know how epic that was). And get this – we have Petra and Elira on board, making it even more epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server’s EN branch is on the verge of being shut down, but fear not, because only Luxiem can save the day with their mind-blowing 3D debuts. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	8126
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	715
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Chapter 10

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where kindness leads to losing everything and wanting it all is encouraged!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory. But beware, because on this server, kindness might just be your downfall!

Previous players have reported losing everything they worked for because they were just too darn nice. But fear not, because on our server, wanting it all is not just a dream – it’s a way of life!

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your kindness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!

Previous Page: >>73842528 (Disclaimer: Previous page may or may not exist in real life, but who cares when you’re having this much fun on our server!)

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

Absurdity, avant garde, BUILD, Chaos, Crafty, deconstruction, dream ending, EXPERIMENTAL, Fun, intellectual masterpiece, meaningless things, Metafiction, midwits, mind-bending, mindfuck, nonsensical plot, overanalyzing, postmodernism, redditors, satire, slap, Slap in random shit together, surrealism, unconventional storytelling

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1399	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	591

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

4koma, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, hinata, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mari, Megu, Minecraft, Nagisa, Natsu, News, Nodoka, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Animals Bred:	94	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

Approaching, attraction, blocks, Body language, Communication, Confidence, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, Dating strategies, dating tips, FLIRTING, hot, lines, love life, nervousness, personal development, pickup, relationship advice, relationships, romantic interest, self esteem, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Votes:	879	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!

CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Buildings Constructed:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3951	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

auto-targeting system, Character customization, DAGGERS, gameplay, graphics, greatsword, Liberty, longbow, mage gameplay, Main Story Quests, mmo, mmorpg, paladin, Performance, PvP, REIGNS, Staff, support hybrid, throne and liberty, ThroneCraft, UI, weapon mastery, wolf hunting event

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Emeralds Found:	7011	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4912	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!