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NoBreakNoCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4034	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

BankHeist Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got massive banks dat be accused of cheatin customers billions, like wut even? come join da fun and see if u can find da hidden treasure in our virtual bank vaults. who knows, maybe u’ll strike it rich and become da richest player on da server. but watch out for da bank guards, dey be ruthless and will do anything to protect their precious loot. so come on, join us and let’s see if u got wut it takes to survive in dis crazy world of deceit and riches.

ConocoCraft: Boom Boom Base

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7743
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.

BlockDownUnder

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where aussies are immortal beings who outlive everyone else by 1000 years!!! we have kangaroos riding pigs, koalas building houses, and drop bears dropping in on unsuspecting players. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. come join the fun and see why aussies are the true rulers of minecraft! also, did we mention that our diamonds are actually vegemite flavored? yea, you heard that right. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the land down under like never before!

Minearchy: Where the Ender Dragon is just the server mascot! 1.21

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8212	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!

Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies

Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy

FAQs
Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.

Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players.

Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations.

Minecraft server: DragonBallCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	327475	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Star Shards Collected:	222
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Dragon Ball, where you can summon Shenron and pull guaranteed Super Rare cards!

But wait, there’s more! You can have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges (yes, Fridges)! Equip accessories, level up your skill tree, and unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special DLC featuring Daima (Part I and Part II) in Kakarot, and Season 6 of DB The Breakers with a lineup of epic survivors and raiders.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops! Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: KarmaCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take down villains who had it “cumming”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!

CraftySILNoAskMeLOL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as our epic builds! Join us for a chance to witness sibling squabbles over baby names, like the infamous case of Norah the Deadname. Will Norah’s brother and SIL ever come to an agreement? Will Norah ever forgive them for considering using his old name for their child? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where players can search for diamonds while dodging angry llamas. And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a special prize!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become a part of our wacky community!

Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	382678
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	187
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

BlockBusterFlicks

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie recommendations? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch the ultimate cinematic masterpiece unfold before your very eyes! Our server is like a never-ending movie marathon where you are the star of the show. From epic battles with creepers to dramatic rescues of lost sheep, every moment is a blockbuster hit waiting to happen. So why watch a movie when you can live one on our server? Join now for the most thrilling movie experience of your life!