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Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Towns Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	907617
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5449	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Hyundai cars than you can shake a pickaxe at! Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you can drive around in style in your very own Hyundai Veloster with diamond rims!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Hyundai Santa Fe, rumored to have magical powers that can help you defeat the Ender Dragon with just a flick of the turn signal!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride around in a Hyundai Elantra that shoots fireworks out of its exhaust pipe every time you hit a speed boost pad? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of driving a Hyundai in Minecraft like never before. Who needs horses when you have a fleet of Hyundai cars at your disposal?

Crafty JJKs – Channel 257

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	783	Towns Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner sorcerer and become the King of Curses! Join now to experience epic battles against the most skilled sorcerers of all time, and maybe even face off against some brats who can hit you with black flashes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.

So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917126159 LOLz

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh till you cry? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Click the link and join our server now for a crazy good time! 🎉🐑🕺

Join now!

Blocky Beijing Buggies: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!

Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

Crafty Counting Co.

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the WILDEST adventures and meet the COOLEST players in the blocky universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the RAREST diamonds in the land, guarded by a fierce army of DERPY chickens. But beware, these chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties when no one is looking!

Our server is also home to the CRAZIEST roller coaster ever built in Minecraft. Strap yourself in and prepare for a ride that will make your stomach do backflips and your character scream for mercy!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a secret underground base filled with MYSTERIOUS treasures and guarded by a pack of FLUFFY bunnies with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see how many times you can experience the MAGIC of our server!