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Carson Isn’t Los Angeles Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Beat you, California, Carson, Champions, city, Competition, DADDY, Fans, football, Isnt, LOS, Los Angeles, Minecraft, reminder, Rivalry, Rosebowl, smp, southern california, sports, Stadium, Teams, Top, Victory, West

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crops Grown:	3213	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we dominate like we’re Carson taking over Los Angeles! We’ll be your daddy in-game and beat you at every turn, just like we do in Carson and at the Rose Bowl. Plus, we totally topped the west, so you know we’re the real deal. Join us for some crazy fun and let’s show everyone who’s boss in this wild world of blocks and adventures!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

America, Asians, beauty standards, blocks, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminine, FeminineCraft, feminism, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Global, Identity, Latinas, MODERN, Perception, rule, Show, society, Stereotypes, Traditional, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

2021, Backlash, Bitch, Chat, controversy, criticism, DELETED, Drama, emoji, gura, insecure, internet personality, lolz, mascot, Minecraft, missing, Online Community, post, Server, social media, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

addicted, addiction, Asians, controversy, culture, DUMBEST, Entertainment, gacha, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, Items, Lucky, market, Media, microtransactions, mobile, Players, Popular, SLOP, Social, trend, virtual, westerners

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

catastrophic event, Chaos, Conflict, Crafting, CreeperFree, Crisis, Destruction, face of the earth, geopolitical turmoil, global security, imminent danger, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear, political tension, regime change, Safe, sanctions, threat, War, wiped off, world news

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

Anti Spammer Tech, art, banter, Birthday Chart, blocky, Draw Corner archive, guides, madness, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, THE ANSWER

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

activism, Appropriation, co-opted, collide, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, despise, Diversity, explosions, fetish, heinous, Identity, Language, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Meaningful, Prefix, social justice, special interest group, stealing, Trans, Transgender, transsexual

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7617	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

bootleg subs, comparison, cut offs, differences in translations, Dub, dub audio., errors, fansub, local game store, Lost, Mezzo DSA, minor errors, official subs, old fan subs, RIPPED, translation, Translation thread

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Votes:	7904	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5887
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

300, AMA, controversial, Crafty, debate, decision, Ethics, exchange, Experience, Feedback, Grad, grad student, interview, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, prostitution, Rate, Server, sex work, Special, STUDENT, transaction, University, whore, Whores

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

coping mechanisms, counseling, Crafty, culture, depression, Game, Hope, killing, medication, mental health, mental illness, perseverance, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, society, squad, stigma, SUICIDE, support systems, Survival, Taboos, Therapy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

#youtube, 2.5D Vtubers, 2D persona, 3D persona, Ami Amami, Chuubas, CONS, Cooking, DIMENSION, facecam, fleshposting, HALFWAY, Immersion, kson, Onigiri, Phoebe Chan, pixelated, Prism Project, Saurei, twitch, twitch streaming, twitter, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Runes Activated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!