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NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Items Found:	8913
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

advanced materials, Adventures, blocks, elasticity, GelCraft, glassy gels, innovative materials, material development, material properties, material science, new materials, polymer breakthroughs, polymer elasticity, polymer engineering, polymer flexibility, polymer innovation, polymer material, polymer research, polymer strength, polymer technology, stretchable materials, stretchy, thermoplastic, TOUGH, toughness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Döp Döp Minecraft Server

Crafty, d.., Do, dop, DÖP 😀, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Chicken. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret underground dance party where the music never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

MilkedCraft Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #newborns, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, breast milk, colostrum, infant nutrition, lactation, liquid gold, maternal bonding, maternal health, milk production, MilkedCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, natural feeding, nursing, Nutritional benefits, parenting, Server, SWEET, Taste

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	3914
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7258
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and befriending a pet zombie named Bob. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

MagicMania Minecraft Server

Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	508399	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!

SibSquadWeddingBonanza

choosing family, complicated family history, Controversial Decision, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, guest list, half siblings, multiple siblings, parental neglect, parental relationships, sibling bond, SibSquadWeddingBonanza, social media backlash, step siblings, unconventional upbringing, unique family situation, Wedding, wedding invites, wedding planning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Imagine a world where your dad has multiple baby mamas and a whole bunch of siblings you didn’t even know existed. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand?

We promise you won’t find a more dysfunctional family dynamic anywhere else. From jealous siblings to overbearing second moms, our server has it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to escape to a virtual world where the drama is just pixels on a screen.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wedding invitation you’ll never forget. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one filled with twists and turns? Join now and let the madness begin!

FOMOcraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping, emotional intelligence, exclusion, feeling left out, FOMO, FOMOcraft, Friends, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, peer pressure, peer relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are your so-called “friends” leaving you out of their Minecraft adventures? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no friend left behind” policy! Join us and never worry about FOMO again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos? So come join us and show those fake friends what they’re missing out on!

CreeperTales: The Disturbing Chronicles

bone-chilling, chilling, Chronicles, CreeperTales, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, eerie, Frightening, Gruesome, HORRIFYING, Horror, Macabre, Morbid, Scary, Shocking.., Sinister, spine-tingling., Story, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1389
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5242
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to hear the most disturbing stories that will make your hair stand on end. We’ve got tales of haunted mineshafts, zombie pigmen parties, and even a creeper that learned how to do the floss dance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious, spicy tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!