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CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?

The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.

But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

animal kingdom, Animals, canine, dog, dog lovers, dog owner, doggy, doggy behavior, doggy daycare, doggy fashion, doggy style, domestic animals, four-legged companions, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet care, Pets, playful pups, puppy, smp, WoofCraft, world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

MommaCraft: AITA Edition

Achievements, aita, Babysitting, college education, defining moment, Degree, Edition, emo kid, family, financial help, Graduation, green hair, judgmental trash, LARRY, Let it go, Little Larry, master’s degree, mom, MommaCraft, Obsession, Parent, Party, Pregnant, Siblings, SIL, Wife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	55	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1570

Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3212	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8175

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	247794

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!