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BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	1329
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	152
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dimension Hops:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3041
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5983
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	7070	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ores Mined:	9359	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!