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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6873 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.