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HouthiCraft Minecraft Server

Clearance, Conflict, Crimea, Houthi, Houthi-controlled, HouthiCraft, Inspection body, international law, international relations, Maritime transport, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, PORT, Red Sea, sanctions, Server, shipping, Trade, UN inspection, united nations, Vessel, Yemen

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi-controlled ports and vessels from occupied crimea sailing in like it’s no big deal. UN inspection body gave us the thumbs up so you know it’s legit. build your own houthi-controlled port and sail the high seas with your crimean buddies. it’s a wild ride, mateys!

CreeperHideNSeekGaza

Ambush, civilian casualties, civilian shields, civilians, Conflict, CreeperHideNSeekGaza, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas tactics, IDF troops, international news, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military tactics, NYT reports, Political unrest, strategy, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	970
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	86	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1470

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you can join and be part of this crazy adventure where you gotta fight off hamas hiding among civilians in gaza. it’s like a total warzone, but with blocks and stuff.

you gotta be careful, man, cuz those hamas dudes are sneaky. they’ll ambush you when you least expect it. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players and take them down together. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) mission, dude.

plus, the new york times even reported on it, so you know it’s legit. join now and be a hero in this insane battle against hamas in gaza. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Revolting SMP: Where vanilla beans are semi-terrifying

Adventure, Beans, bedrock, Builder, Community, console, Economy, Enchantments, Explorer, friendship, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, semiterrifying, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

SlowShotz Minecraft Server

#youtube, firearms, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gunfight, gunshots, Minecraft, multiple gunshots, quick kill, rifle accuracy, rifle shooting, s&s, seconds later, self defense, Server, shooter killed, shooter neutralized, shooting incident, slow rifle shots, SlowShotz, Surveillance Footage, Video

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	858151	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of slow rifle shots! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear the unmistakable sound of three slow rifle shots. But fear not, because mere seconds later, the shooter is taken down in a flurry of multiple gunshots. How did SS manage to kill the shooter so quickly, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret weapon up their sleeve… or maybe they’re just really good at Minecraft PVP.

Join our server for a chance to experience epic battles, crazy plot twists, and maybe even uncover the mystery of SS’s lightning-fast reflexes. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary sharpshooter of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Kiara’s Kooky Craft – Minecraft Server

art source, Atlanta, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, CHIMERA stream, Craft, end of year live, Fire N Ice, Football Euros Finale Watchalong, Hero For a Day, Hero For a Day stream, HoloFes performances, Hololive English Concert, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, jakarta, Kiaras, Kings Theatre Brooklyn, Kiwawa, Kooky, Korean DO U, Kuala Lampur, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, new york, OffKai Archive, Pineapple MV, PointofView, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Seishun Archive, Server, Singapore, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa, Wawa in Europe, Wildcard

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1136	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the fun!

We have regular events like Creeper Taming Tuesdays and Zombie Dance Parties on Fridays. Plus, our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your pickaxe into a diamond-spewing machine!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community in the world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

MotherInLawBattleRoyale

Apology, Apple, baby, cranky, Dinner, family, fertility journey, Fight, Formula, grievances, kale, lettuce, mother-in-law, MotherInLawBattleRoyale, NEGATIVE, Peace, photos, Smile, SWEET, Tone, Videos

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server

adulting, Adults, Authority Figures, Coming of Age, Gamers, generational divide, growing up, grownup, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parental guidance, parental perspective, perspective shift, Server, teen angst, Teen Drama, teen movie, teen rebellion, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, teenage years, wisdom with age, youth culture

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2555	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magic Items Found:	5416	Mines Excavated:	1631
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of feeling like the only responsible one in a sea of reckless teenagers? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where adults rule the land! No more dealing with angsty drama or immature behavior – here, the grown-ups are in charge and ready to show those kids how it’s done. Build your own adult-sized empire, complete with sophisticated architecture and refined taste. Who needs high school drama when you can have a mature and classy gaming experience? Join us now and unleash your inner adulting skills!

TrumpedCraft: The Election Edition

Assassination, Campaign, Candidate, consequences, controversy, current events, debate, Democracy, Edition, election, Government, gun control, Impact, media coverage, Politics, president, public opinion, SECURITY, Shooting, trump, TrumpedCraft, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	5832
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most bizarre events can impact the outcome of the game! Join us and witness the chaos as players navigate through a world where Trump being shot could actually determine if he wins the election in-game. Will his character miraculously survive and secure victory, or will the players have to deal with the aftermath of a presidential assassination in Minecraft? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

SeaWars Minecraft Server

aggressive actions, China, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, disputed sea, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hostilities, international relations, maritime security, military tensions, Minecraft, naval standoff, peace negotiations, regional stability, SeaWars, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united states, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how china be all up in everyone’s bizness in da sea, right? well, dis server be like da opposite of dat. we be all chill and peaceful and stuff. no aggressive actions here, just pure minecraft fun, ya feel me? come join us and escape da drama of da real world. plus, we got a secret underwater base where we throw epic parties with dolphins and turtles. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!