BeastShorts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft: ‘I CANT EVEN’ Minecraft Server

#brap machine, #fantasizing, #fat fembot, #naughty robot, #robot girlfriend, #robot lover, #size acceptance, cellulite, curvy, desire, dreaming, FANTASY, fat fetish, fetishizing, Girlfriend, LolCraft, longing, Minecraft, Need, Obsession, Server, Struggling, wishing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2574
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on our wacky wonderland where the pigs are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!

ChainsawCraft或ChainsawMania

action, Anime, BETRAYAL, brought, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft或ChainsawMania, dark fantasy, Demons, devil hunters, Eat, Fights, Horror, Makima, Manga, Powers, Secrets, shonen jump, something.., Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of starving in the harsh world of Minecraft? Well, fear not because Makima has got your back! Our server offers unlimited food options, from giant burgers to enchanted golden apples that never run out. Join us and never worry about hunger again.

But wait, there’s more! Makima is rumored to have connections with the rarest mobs in the game. Want a pet dragon? Makima can hook you up. Looking for a skeleton army to do your bidding? Makima’s got your back. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So come on down and join us, where Makima’s food and monster connections will make your Minecraft experience a truly unforgettable one. Who needs diamonds when you have Makima on your side?

CraftyContent Squad – Minecraft Server for ‘Twitch Streamers / YouTubers’ #GamerGoals #MineSquadGoals

audience engagement, Broadcasters, Channel Growth, collaborations, content creators, CraftyContent, creative content, Entertainment, Followers, GamerGoals, Gaming, influencers, Live streaming, Minecraft, MineSquadGoals, Online Community, online presence, Popular Creators, Server, social media, squad, Streamers, Subscribers, twitch, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	3493
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, you’re in luck because our server is like no other! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! True story, bro.

Another player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but cake! Unlimited cake for days, talk about a sweet deal!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret portal that leads to a land of talking cows? They’ll tell you the best jokes while you’re farming for resources.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! Who wouldn’t want to join a server with explosive love?

So come on and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

DiversityCraft – Where Creeper friendships transcend skin color! #FriendshipGoals #BlockLife

acceptance, BlockLife, color, Community, creeper, cultural exchange, different race, Diversity, diversity matters, DiversityCraft, embracing differences, equality, Friends, friendship, FriendshipGoals, FRIENDSHIPS, inclusion, multicultural, Open-mindedness, racial harmony, relationships, Respect, skin, Social, tolerance, transcend, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Does your best buddy have green skin and creepily long arms? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a world where everyone is welcome, no matter the shade of their skin or the length of their limbs. Our server is a melting pot of colors and shapes, just like a box of crayons that melted in the sun. So come on in and make some new friends, whether they’re green, pink, or even made entirely of pixels. The world is your oyster, and our server is your playground. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

FeetFiasco Mine: Barely there on stream! Join now for a toe-tally hilarious gaming experience! #MinecraftMadness

anticipation, bare feet, Barefoot, Barely, Broadcast, Curiosity, Expectation, Experience, feet, FeetFiasco, Gaming, hilarious, Join, Live Stream, MinecraftMadness, Mystery, question.., Reveal, Show, speculation, Stream, toetally, Wonder

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5031	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	8085
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Have you ever wondered what lies beneath the legendary Twitch streamer’s shoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special hidden area where you can catch a glimpse of her elusive bare feet! Join now for the chance to witness this once in a lifetime event!

Word on the block is that her bare feet are actually a secret code that unlocks special loot in the game. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate prize? Join our server today and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the mysterious bare feet!

But beware, there are rumors of a guild of foot fetishist trolls who will stop at nothing to protect the sanctity of the streamer’s feet. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will prevail in this epic battle for the ultimate reward!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the legend of the streamer’s bare feet!

Achievementless Mineland: Where Getting Things Done Doesn’t Matter & Fun Rules! #MinecraftMadness

Achievementless, Achievements, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, dissatisfaction, doesnt, Frustration, Fun, Gaming, lack of motivation, lacking challenge, matter, MinecraftMadness, mineland, no progress, no sense of accomplishment, not fun, not worth it, Pointless, rules, time waster, underwhelming, unfulfilling, uninspiring, unmotivated, unproductive, wasted time

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5279	Farms Harvested:	365
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Endless Night Skies:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no achievements? Do you feel like your time is being wasted on servers that offer no excitement or challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and battle other players in intense PvP matches where the winner gets showered in a rain of golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to be your friends. You can trade with them, go on adventures together, and even ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

GovNewsom’sCraft:WhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls

California, climate change, controversial, debate, Democrat, Economy, education, Environment, Government, Governor Newsom, GovNewsomsCraftWhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls, Healthcare, Infrastructure, leader, opinion, pandemic response, policies, Politics, progressive, public figure, Social Issues

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mines Excavated:	2434	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion special!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and pixels, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Our Governor Newsom is like a creeper, always ready to explode with surprise updates and events that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory. Just be prepared for the chaos because things can get crazier than an Enderman on a sugar rush. Join now and let the fun begin!

MinecraftStrat: TactiCraft Server – Join Us for Epic Gameplay! #gamenight

Alfréd Wetzler, Alternative Flag Pack, constantinople, Crimeamod, Ending Extension Mod, Epic, EU5, Flavormod, gamenight, gameplay, grand strategy, Historical Project Mod Plus, Join, MinecraftStrat, Mods, napoleonic wars, Nestorius, Polish Air Force, Prussian Tribute, RMS Titanic, Roman War of Independence, Rudolf Vrba, Server, silesia, Smolensk, TactiCraft, teutonic order, Unfucked HPM, Universalis, Vic 3, War of the Fifth Coalition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Animals Bred:	197
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to come out and be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect distraction from the disappointments of the gaming world! Join us and build your empire brick by brick, just like Nestorius became Patriarch of Constantinople in 428!

Fight for control of Silesia like Prussia did in 1741, or invade Bavaria Napoleonic Wars style in 1809! And who knows, maybe you’ll even be proclaimed emperor of Mexico like Archduke Maximilian of Habsburg in 1864 (minus the whole French intervention thing, hopefully).

But wait, there’s more! Take a break from building and try your luck with our Random Country Picker, because who wouldn’t want to randomly be given control of a country? Plus, our mods are so wild they’ll make your head spin faster than the sinking of the RMS Titanic in 1912!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history in ways you never thought possible! Just be careful not to crash your plane near Smolensk, Russia like the Polish Air Force did in 2010 – we don’t want any accidents happening in-game, do we?

CraftyBae’s Mine: iFoundANewGF Server – Join Now for LOLs and Diamonds! #MinecraftMadness

CraftyBaes, cute couple, diamonds, digital connection, digital intimacy, extreme closeup, finding love, Girlfriend, Happy, i found a new gf, iFoundANewGF, internet girlfriend, internet love, itsnotdatsrs, Join, lols, MinecraftMadness, new relationship, online dating, pixel art, pixel love, pixelated face, Server, social media, t rad, virtual girlfriend, virtual romance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for love in all the pixelated places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Meet your future pixelated girlfriend, “itsnotdatsrs,” who will steal your heart with her square-shaped eyes and cubic personality. Join us for a chance to find love among the blocks and build a beautiful relationship that will stand the test of time (or at least until the next server reset). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT-der on our server? Swipe right on Minecraft love today! #PixelatedRomance #LoveIsABlockAway 🤣🎮❤️

CraftyMcFunnyLand: Onimai Mihari Edition – Bestest Minecraft Server Everrrr!!! #lolz #trendy #gamerlife

BESTEST, brocon, CraftyMcFunnyLand, Edition, Everrrr, Family issues, fraud, GamerLife, GENIUS, imouto, incel, lab coat, lolz, love, Manipulation, messed up, middle school, Mihari, Minecraft, onimai, Onimai Mihari, questionable actions, Server, sibling relationship, skipping, trendy, Turning, Twisted, underage girls, Uní

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your incel brother’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server where you can skip straight to building epic uni-themed structures with your brocon skills. Watch out for players wearing dirty lab coats though, they might be up to some fraudulent activities like sending unsuspecting players off to a middle school full of underage mobs. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a uniquely chaotic gaming experience!