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StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Runes Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2015	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	3422
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Votes:	4995
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Votes:	8721
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7914	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	2863	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!