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GoyslopCraft Minecraft Server

childhood games, childhood memories, children, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, Cultural traditions, educational games, Fun games, global childhood, global play, goyslop, GoyslopCraft, international games, Minecraft, outdoor activities, outdoor play, physical activity, Playtime, recreational activities, Server, Social Interaction, traditional play, traditional toys

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a soggy potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the craziest goyslop for children you’ve ever seen in your life! Our goyslop is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted goyslop throne!

So why settle for boring goyslop when you can join our server and experience the most epic goyslop adventure of your life? Hurry up and join now before the goyslop madness takes over the world!

CensorCraft Minecraft Server

artistic expression, artistic integrity, CensorCraft, censorship debate, content restrictions, controversial topics, creative boundaries, cultural impact, ethical considerations, film censorship, film industry, freedom of speech, government control, media regulation, Minecraft, Moral values, movie ratings, Opinions, public perception, Server, social responsibility, societal norms, Thoughts

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	78	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring, censored content in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no limits to what you can build or say! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it means building giant phallic structures or creating a swear word waterfall. Let your creativity run wild and stick it to the man by joining our uncensored, unfiltered server today!

PeacefulMom Minecraft Server

ADD, Alone Time, burned out, Burnout, Caretaker, Chores, Communication, exhausted, family dynamics, husband, Interruptions, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, parenting, patience, Peace, PeacefulMom, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, self improvement, Server, Support

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Items Found:	6466	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of being the primary caregiver and feeling like you have to ask for permission to have some alone time? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband and kids can’t interrupt you every 10 minutes. No more feeding the baby or finding appropriate movies for Sunday viewing. Instead, you can focus on building the most epic castle or mining for diamonds without any distractions.

And the best part? There’s no arguing about dinner time or chores to be done. On our server, you’re the boss and you can do whatever you want, whenever you want. So come join us and escape the chaos of real life for a little while. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HomeboundHijinks

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consent, Decision making, discomfort, Empathy, friendship, HomeboundHijinks, outing, peer pressure, Personal preferences, Respect, self-care, social dynamics, social etiquette, teenage drama, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9520	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Votes:	6229	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being kidnapped by your friends and forced to hang out with your high school bully? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are in control of your own destiny! No surprise road trips to pick up unwanted companions, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with like-minded players.

Join us and never worry about being stuck in awkward situations with people you can’t stand. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game without any drama. Say goodbye to unwanted companions and hello to endless possibilities on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building your own virtual paradise without any unwanted guests tagging along!

CraftyBiden’s Arsenal Minecraft Server

arms embargo, arms sales, Arsenal, Biden administration, CraftyBidens, defense capabilities, defense equipment, defense industry, defense procurement, defense technology, foreign policy, international diplomacy, Israel, Middle East conflict, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, security cooperation, Server, strategic partnership, US-Israel relations, weapon systems

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	2100	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u need all da weapons to survive and stuff? well this server is like da biden admin and they be holding back SEVEN weapon systems from u. can u believe dat? like, how u gonna fight off dem creepers and zombies without all da weapons u need? join dis server and fight for ur right to have all da weapons u want! we ain’t holdin’ back nothin’ here, u can have it all! come join us and show dem biden admin who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft world!

ElAlRefuelFiasco

airport workers, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Boycott, Conflict, El Al, ElAlRefuelFiasco, emergency landing, international relations, Israel, labor rights, MIDDLE EAST, news headline, plane, protest, refuel, Refuse, solidarity, turkey, turkish, workers’ rights

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	9987	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	10
Potions Brewed:	143	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your epic castle and stuff, when BAM! Turkish airport workers straight up REFUSE to refuel your El Al plane after an emergency landing. Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry, ’cause on our server, that kind of crazy drama is just a regular Tuesday. Join us for non-stop action, insane stories, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to refuel a plane yourself. Just watch out for those pesky airport workers!

DoppeCraft: Like Parents, Like Players!

Coincidence, DoppeCraft, doppelganger, doubles, family, genetics, Identity, long lost siblings, lookalike, Mirror Image, Mysterious, nature vs nurture, original person, parents, Players, resemblance, Similarity, Twins, twinsies, Uncanny, unrelated

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	136	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DOPPELGANGERS RUNNIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY. U THINK U SEEIN DOUBLE? NAH, IT’S JUST OUR EPIC DOPPELGANGER MADNESS. PARENTS LOOKIN LIKE TWINS, SIBLINGS LOOKIN LIKE CLONES. U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN LIKE DIS BEFORE. COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE IF U CAN TELL WHO’S WHO. MAYBE U GOT A DOPPELGANGER OUT THERE TOO, BETTER WATCH OUT! #DOPPELGANGERPARTY #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

LostWife Minecraft Server

LostWife, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your wife disappearing every time you try to play Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never lose your spouse to the blocky world again. Our server is so addicting, even your wife won’t be able to resist staying by your side. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret portals in the game that lead to a dimension where all the missing spouses are hanging out and having a blast. So join now and reunite with your loved one in the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

AnimeBeautyStandards Minecraft Server

Anime, AnimeBeautyStandards, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, character design, cultural impact, diversity representation, entertainment industry, feminism, Gender Roles, japanese animation, Media influence, mental health, Minecraft, physical appearance, self esteem, Server, social pressure, societal norms, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6400
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being judged by unrealistic anime beauty standards? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where blocky pixels are the only beauty standard! No more pressure to have giant eyes or impossibly long hair – on our server, all players are equally pixelated and fabulous. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual spa offers pixel-perfect facials and blocky body wraps for the ultimate relaxation experience. Say goodbye to anime beauty standards and hello to a world where square is the new sexy!

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
New Chunks Explored:	495490	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin Glow (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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