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BossBattleMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional

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Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?

So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition

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Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

SisInLawShowdown Minecraft Server

bedroom makeover, Communication Issues, decorating, family dynamics, Home decor, home improvement, household projects, marital discord, Minecraft, negative attitude, passive aggressive behavior, proving a point, relationship problems, Renovations, seeking validation, sensor lights, Server, SisInLawShowdown, sister-in-law approval, smart home technology, video sharing, wife’s reactions

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the negativity of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a world where your amazing builds are appreciated and praised, unlike the unimpressed wife in this story.

Imagine a world where every block you place is met with cheers and applause, where even the simplest redstone contraption is hailed as a stroke of genius. No more eye rolls or sarcastic comments about your pixelated creations – only love and support from your fellow players.

Join now and experience a virtual paradise where your building skills are celebrated and your creativity knows no bounds. Build that strip light under your bed without fear of criticism, because on our server, you’re a Minecraft mastermind worthy of admiration.

Don’t let the negativity of real life bring you down – escape to our server and bask in the glory of your epic builds. Who needs a grumpy wife when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on? Join today and leave the haters behind!

LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is just as intense as in real life! Join us for a wild ride of separating light, dark, and colorful blocks to avoid any unwanted stains.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?

And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!

LimblessLad Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving with only one body part! Will you choose to lose an arm and become the ultimate archer, or sacrifice a leg and become the fastest player on the server? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where limbs are just a hindrance to your epic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the one-armed warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Will you be the next hero to rise to fame and glory in our insane Minecraft world?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges and become a legend in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Void Gems Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
New Chunks Explored:	577514	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3999	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	227	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	989601
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Items Found:	8893
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

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Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

What is the goal of the server?

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Are there any server rules?

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Are there any banned items or mods?

How often is the server reset or wiped?

Are there any server events or competitions?

Can I invite friends to join the server?

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

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SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition

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LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!

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LimblessLad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchantments Applied:	214	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Towns Built:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4