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mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

VortexX

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Don’t know where to play? Want to find a server on the newest version to play with your bros? Join our server for free or buy a pass and participate in story events! We give out gifts for new players.

Free server, Large-scale events, Cosmetic donation and championships in the off-season. Welcome to VortexX free Minecraft server

d3.gamely.pro:25905

Clockwork Realms

Adventure, clockwork castles, Clockwork Realms, Community, Crates, development phase, Economy, Economy System, enchanted forests, gears, Growing, Land claiming, Medieval, minecraft server, Mysticism, Plugins, Ranks, Staff, Steam, steam powered, Steamieval

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Clockwork Realms: A Steamieval Adventure

Welcome to Clockwork Realms, a unique Minecraft server where the worlds of steam and medieval magic converge into an exciting new genre: Steamieval! Explore a realm brimming with towering clockwork castles, steam-powered contraptions, and enchanted forests, all set against a backdrop of gears and mysticism.

Though we are still in the development phase, we invite adventurous players to join our growing community. We’ve equipped the server with a wide range of plugins designed to enhance your experience. From a robust economy system and secure land claiming to exciting crates and ranks that reward your progress, there’s always something new to discover. Our dedicated and active staff are always on hand to assist and ensure a smooth experience as we continue to expand and enhance the server.

Join us now, and be a part of the Clockwork Realms from the very beginning!

clockworkrealms.heartlessnetwork.xyz:25568

EVO CIVS: Where Minecraft politics are more intense than a heated family dinner.

adaptation, Alliance, Civs, Dinner, dynamic, Empire, Events, evo, Evolution, evolutionary, family, Geopolitics, global battle, Heated, INTENSE, java, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Politics, random events, Resource, smp, Survival, Treasure hunt, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8512	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	149
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

EVO CIVS Minecraft Server Overview

Description	EVO CIVS redefines the classic SMP experience by challenging players to evolve and adapt in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
Features	Dynamic world with evolving eras Forge alliances and build empires Random events for added challenges Adaptability is key to success
Join Us	Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes EVO CIVS different from other Minecraft servers?	EVO CIVS focuses on evolving through eras and adapting to changing gameplay, rather than just accumulating wealth.
How do eras work on the server?	Each era unlocks new resources and gear, challenging players to excel in different environments.
What role do random events play?	Random events introduce unexpected challenges and opportunities for players to test their adaptability.
How can I succeed on EVO CIVS?	Success on the server comes from being able to evolve alongside the world and thrive in any era.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

actual games, dick measuring contest, Fun, gameplay, gameplay discussion, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Graphics Card, Hardware, Haven, low status group, Minecraft, noob, pc gamer, pc gamers, PC Gaming, Performance, powerful graphics cards, Server, Status, Talk, visual aesthetics., WORST

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of PC gamers flexing their graphics cards like it’s the only thing that matters in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and leave the graphics card talk at the door because here, it’s all about the gameplay baby!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to disco music. We have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player, and our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden deep within the virtual world. Legend has it that whoever finds them will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And trust me, Notch is a pretty cool dude with a killer beard.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. And rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those graphics card elitists behind and join our crazy, fun-filled Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Card Minecraft SMP Fun Time

ANYTHING.., budgeting, CARD, credit card, financial responsibility, Fun, gift, impulse buy, indulgence, long tail tags, luxury, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, PRESENT, put on card, retail therapy, shopping, shopping spree, smp, SPENDING, Splurge, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Votes:	8634
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Buildings Constructed:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that this player became the most powerful warrior in all the land, slaying dragons and creepers with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Want a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into battle? Easy peasy.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the craziest and most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the creativity knows no bounds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!

EmoChick vs RegChick Server

Assumptions, Communication, EmoChick, emotional support animals, emotional support chicken, living situation, mental health, pet care, pet companionship., pet ownership, pet responsibilities, pet therapy, RegChick, responsibilities, roommate, roommate communication, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommates conflict, sensitivity, Server, support animals, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	4543	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…even if they’re chickens named Cluck! Join us for a clucking good time as we embark on epic adventures with our feathered friends by our side.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the companionship of a chicken who provides emotional support in the form of clucks and pecks. Who needs therapy when you have Cluck the chicken to cheer you up?

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Cluck may demand extra seeds and worms as payment for his emotional support services, and you never know when he might lead you on a wild chicken chase through the pixelated wilderness.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where emotional support chickens reign supreme, join us on our server and let Cluck guide you on a clucktastic journey like no other. Just remember, don’t mess with Cluck or you might find yourself in a coop of trouble!

DepressoVibesMC SMP

Bleak, DEPRESSING, DepressoVibesMC, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, dismal, doleful, downhearted, Forlorn, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, lugubrious, Melancholy, sad, smp, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, Tragedy, woeful

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EgoCraft: Know Thyself

EgoCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, thyself

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	4268	Buildings Constructed:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Are you ready to unleash your inner unicorn ninja warrior princess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to ride a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!

child abuse, child sex trafficking, CraftyPinoyPimp, crime, criminal charges, cross-border crime, Exploitation, Extradite, extradition, extradition laws, extradition process, extradition treaty, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Pastor, Philippines, sexual exploitation, trafficking, united states

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Lickin’ Cat Butt – The Minecraft Server

Animals, Behavior, BIZARRE, butt, butt licking, cat, Feline, funny, Grooming, habits, humor, hygiene, Lickin, licking, Life, Minecraft, odd, pet care, Pets, quirky, Server, strange, Tongue, weird

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Emeralds Found:	293
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	965
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

join our epic minecraft server where the cats are the true rulers and butt licking is a way of life. if you want to be part of a community where butt licking is celebrated and encouraged, then this is the server for you.

we have a special butt licking competition every week where the winner gets a diamond block and a special butt licking cape.

our spawn area is a giant litter box where you can find rare items hidden in the poop.

come join us and let your inner cat out to play. butt licking has never been so fun!