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BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	949326	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	171

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mines Excavated:	2295	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3618
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7081	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magic Items Found:	8201	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5000
Magic Items Found:	1642	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1408
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Votes:	2679

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	150
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!