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Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	32

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

Crafting Catastrophe

big disappointment, catastrophe, Crafting, Disappointment, Disaster, failed innovation, failed trend, Failure, Flop, flop of the year, letdown, major letdown, market failure, missed opportunity, missed potential, next big thing, overhyped, product flop, underperformed, underwhelming, unsuccessful launch

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Canadian Armed Forces, Cuba, CubanCraft, Defense, defense news, dnd, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, naval operations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Russian warships, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tracking

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Farms Harvested:	156	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got Canadian Armed Forces teaming up with DND to track Russian warships near Cuba. Can you believe that shiz? Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we out here playing real-life spy games in Minecraft, fam. Join us if you wanna be part of this insane adventure and help save the world from a possible war. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday for all players, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s go, gamers!

BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!

Bcraft, british columbia, Canada, coal, coal mining, Company, compliance, consequences, enforcement, Environmental, Environmental Protection, Fine, fined, fines, infractions, Legal, Mining (Industry), penalties, regulations, Safety, violations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	617582	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.

our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.

so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.

join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

CraftyMart

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	2032	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	9960
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

so, like, on this server, our homes are like mini grocery stores, ya know? you can find everything you need to survive in the wild, like bread, milk, and even diamond swords! it’s like living in a shopping mall, but with creepers and zombies roaming around. come join us and never worry about running out of food again! plus, our villagers are expert chefs and will cook you up a feast fit for a king. so come on over and let’s get this party started!

V For Vanilla, where chaos meets simplicity and we never hit the reset button!

Button, Chaos, chat moderation, dedicated server, doxing not allowed, Fair Gameplay, finland hosting, Griefing, Hit, Killing allowed, meets, no cheating, no game changing plugins, No map resets, no Sethome, no TPA, player freedom, Random Spawn, Reset, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Small Community, TNT bombers, true smp experience, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, worldwide community

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
No Map Resets
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	Not available
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

CarCrossing Minecraft Server

car travel, CarCrossing, cross border travel, Minecraft, neighbor country, overseas travel, road trip, senseless travel, Server, travel confusion, travel controversy, travel critique, travel debate, travel experience, travel humor, travel language, travel logic, travel observation, travel opinion, travel perspective, travel rant, travel reflection, travel semantics

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	104
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the mind-bending phenomenon of travelling oversea by car! That’s right, forget about planes and boats, we do things differently here. Who knew driving to a neighboring country could be considered a grand adventure across the high seas? Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about travel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

IndieCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, IndieCrafters, international vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, twitch viewership, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, viewer numbers, virtual youtubers, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Bunny Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground world where all the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. It’s like a VIP club for the coolest of the cool.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi – as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about supporting the underdogs here, even if they’re just one viewer away from greatness.

Oh, and did I mention we have a leaderboard of all the top indie vtubers, complete with Twitch Clips and VOD archival guides? It’s like a treasure trove of vtuber goodness just waiting to be explored.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), and even a section dedicated to Ducks. Yes, you read that right – Ducks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most entertaining vtuber community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyClassroom

Alma mater, anxiety, coaches, covid, CraftyClassroom, documents, enroll, enrollment, FAFSA, FERPA, firm, football, Id, online classes, PROFESSIONAL, ptsd, recruited, Semester, Students, texas, University, Veteran

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition

aggravations, agitations, annoyance, annoyances, bothers, bothersome, DISLIKES, disturbances, Edition, Frustrations, inconveniences, irritants, irritations, little things, minor annoyances, nuisances, oddball, PeeveCraft, pet peeve, QUIRKS, uncommon, vexations

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1517	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find out your pickaxe is made of rubber and can’t even break through dirt? Well, fear no more because on our server, all pickaxes are made of pure diamond and can break through bedrock like it’s butter!

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!

Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

WarCraftMillionaires

affluent individuals, economic development, economic impact, economic indicators, Economic prosperity, economic resilience, economic trends, economy growth, finance, financial status, Financial Success, Millionaires, russia, Russian economy, russian society, Russian wealth, sanctions, War, WarCraftMillionaires, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that the number of Russian dollar millionaires is like, skyrocketing despite all the war and sanctions going on? It’s like they’re building diamond mansions in the middle of a battlefield or something, it’s crazy!

So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).

Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.

So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!