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Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	8238

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Towns Built:	8
Potions Brewed:	170	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Items Found:	8485	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9761
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	178	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchantments Applied:	295	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Votes:	2901

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.