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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3355 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3047 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1242 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!
